Now Showing: Unfrosted (2024, dir. Jerry Seinfeld)

Like the packaged pastry at its center this movie is so stale and junky you’ll feel like you need a salad and a workout just to feel like a human being again. Except at least Pop-Tarts are delicious; Unfrosted is about as pleasant as a haggis eating contest.

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